What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Do leftists understand why young men are becoming more right-wing?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

What life lesson did you learn the hard way?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

{RING} {RING}

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Is the 4B movement's aggressiveness against men for seeing women as mantelpieces valid?

After a few moments he returns.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

As a friend of Megan's who also watches Suits, would you advise her not to return to the show in order to protect her character's reputation?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

HELLO

Yes sir it is.

What can you do if someone makes a false accusation against you?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Sure no problem officer.

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

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